poop crotch

when you go in the back then come around the front

I kicked him out the back door and then he tried to poopcrotch me!

oh, poop crotch!

Dude, you are a major poopcrotch

by LS-Train July 6, 2004

crotch plug

A That-Time-Of-The-Month Hygiene Product

OMG Why the hell is there a crotch plug on the toilet

by John September 28, 2006

crotch belly

Very large mass of fat that gathers in the lower abdomen primarily but not recticted to fat women. See also fupa, front butt, or gunt. Men also can suffer from this condition although men traditionally of this size tend to wear a fat apron.

#1
The lady at the China Buffet had a ginourmous crotch belly.

#2

Big fat Roy is a man with a huge crotch belly. He really likes cheese and garlic butter.

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

cactus crotch

Vagina made prickly by stubble.

Warren complained to his dawgs about Mary's cactus crotch leaving him all cut up.

by crazii maisey January 4, 2009

Crotch pop

Waggling your loosely clothed man bits in a sexualized manner, intending to arouse the opposite sex but in actuality having the opposite effect.

Crotch pop: I stripped down to my g-string and crotch-popped the sorrority sisters but they were not impressed. At all.

by Susan Denime November 2, 2011

grandpa crotch

This is a condition that exists when there is too much length from the waistband to the inseam of your pants.

Dang man; are you saggin' or do those pants just have grandpa crotch?

by Toravon September 28, 2013

Crotch Wrench

An aggressive grabbing and wrenching motion to the crotch. Either through self infliction or by someone else.

"I was walking down the street and this random chick crotch wrenched my balls bro!"

"Don't make me crotch wrench your balls off, you remember what happen last time"

"I was riding my bicycle this morning and hit a huge pot hole...the seat totally crotch wrenched my vagina!"

by Mikey P June 21, 2016