crotch belly

Very large mass of fat that gathers in the lower abdomen primarily but not recticted to fat women. See also fupa, front butt, or gunt. Men also can suffer from this condition although men traditionally of this size tend to wear a fat apron.

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The lady at the China Buffet had a ginourmous crotch belly.

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Big fat Roy is a man with a huge crotch belly. He really likes cheese and garlic butter.

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

poop crotch

when you go in the back then come around the front

I kicked him out the back door and then he tried to poopcrotch me!

oh, poop crotch!

Dude, you are a major poopcrotch

by LS-Train July 6, 2004

crotch plug

A That-Time-Of-The-Month Hygiene Product

OMG Why the hell is there a crotch plug on the toilet

by John September 28, 2006

cactus crotch

Vagina made prickly by stubble.

Warren complained to his dawgs about Mary's cactus crotch leaving him all cut up.

by crazii maisey January 4, 2009

crotch craters

Herpes............ That is all.

Herpes is crotch craters

by Aunt Jemimah Buttersworth October 14, 2011

Crotch Tingles

The Tingly sensation you get when someone says something dirty to you.

When Nelson said he would frisk me I got major crotch tingles.

by I put the T&A in Tax February 19, 2009

Crotch Worm

The friendly male organ that desires to burrow deep in a females worm hole.

Hank: "Hey Did you just fall from heaven cause I...uh...you...hey check out my crotch worm."

Sherah: "Whoo hoo lets go"

by Hank T June 14, 2009