mario carpino

A true Sicilian. Probably wears track pants all day and could be behind 9/11.

Welcome to the family, you are now an honourary Mario Carpino. 🤌

by Stfuchristopher September 17, 2021

Per Crapita

A measure of how many/much per unit or instance of crap.

Netflix's business model is a great example of pricing per crapita. They keep raising prices and have nothing but crap to watch.

by RickRickRIckRIckyRIckyRaccoon February 3, 2023

Co-caping

Co-caping: the act of donning a cape for your best friend as to show loyalty. A swearing to stand next to and fight the good fight against shamers and haters alike.

Friend 1.."everyone was talking shit behind my back... Saying all kinds of lies. I don't know how I'm going to go to work tomorrow"
Friend 2.."Don't worry, I will be co-caping with you.. we will fight this injustice together; BFF superheroes rising up together!"

by Memesydnie March 11, 2023

Dirty Chapin

A Dirty Chapin is when you can't take accountability for where you are in life and expect everyone to fix all your problems and wants his women to cater to him by cooking cleaning and paying his Bill's while simultaneously insulting berating abusing and breaking down his women calling the 2 or 3 he keeps at a time whores sluts and then claims that they are the cheaters.

I would much rather be alone forever than have another dirty Chapin.

by Sonja and JoJo January 28, 2024

Davide Crapanzano

The man the myth the legend.

I am Davide Crapanzano

by dakedakebird January 23, 2025

Storming the Crapitol

It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.

Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.

Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.

Big Easy: What you do this time?..

Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.

Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.

Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!

by Stoney69 January 9, 2021