old crapper

One who is old and craps on people's faces and chests. Also an old jerk who runs around chainsawing people's dogs to death.

Yea, he's an old crapper, he just took a dump on my face

by Jerk Swan February 5, 2008

Caper

Something completely unnecessary.

*Marty just knocked Stevie's cheeky nandos out of his hands, shouting "Up The Peelers".
"You can't be at that caper, Marty, you dick."

by AreyaShaw94 October 7, 2015

crapel

A better way to say "chapel."

Davo: It's time for chapel! Yay!
Luis: Chapel? More like crapel.
Bobby Evans: Burn Almighty!

by HugeBreasticle March 31, 2005

hammer in the crapper

A phrase for Anal Sex

"Last night I slipped this chick roofies. Before you know I was tearing out her O ring, some straight hammer in the crapper"

by Robert L September 17, 2007

crappers

the muscles on the sides of your ribcabe and under your armpits that flex when u take a dump.

i was taking a dump one day and i looked over into the mirror and i saw that these muscles were flexing.

by Jay May 10, 2003

crapper

what you are when you dont like the following football teams:

Broncos
Colts
Jaguars
Giants

^^ Don't like em? .. ... .... CRAPPER!

by bbt179 January 18, 2008

Sauerkraut Crapper

Like the word (wafflecrapper) but instead this girl is so fine that she can crap on you sauerkraut and still be very attractive

"Gee Kelsey, your'e a sauerkraut crapper," said Daniel.
"Wow Jessica alba, (my wife) you are a sauerkraut crapper," said Tyler.
"Dang NN girls, i'm sorry but your'e only waffle crappers, not sauerkraut crappers"

by Danielisawafflecrapper January 3, 2009