cottageing

Hanging around public toilets and spying over men's penises for sexual gratification.

Tony was arrested last monday for cottageing

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

cotton cowboy

Tampon or A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women and emo boys insert into their vaginas when they're having their period.

And she says, "Not this week honey, I'm visiting the cotton cowboy!"

by pork pal January 22, 2011

Cotton heads

Dumbass old people with white hair that buy Buicks and drive 25mph on the freeway, and come to Dr's appts. and ask f'ing retarded questions. Like "Who should I put down for emergency contact?" How the FUCK would I know?

"Sorry I'm late coming back from lunch, I was stuck behind some cottonheads pulling out of the Denny's parking lot."

by Tmeister December 15, 2003

Cotton Candy

(KAW-TEHN KAN-DEE)

1) Spun sugar that results in a whispy confectionery, typically merchandised in a see-thru plastic bag, or on a paper cone.

2) When a man or woman's pubic hair has a sweet taste and aroma from their body soap.

Clown: "Would you like a taste of COTTON CANDY from my bag, little boy?"

Dad: "Hey, fuck you faggot, get your sick sugar-dick outta here."
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Tim: "I muff-dived into Sheila's pussy last night and munched on that shit like it was COTTON CANDY."

by Mejosh March 23, 2009

Cottager

A person involved in cottaging

A male who engages in the act of homosexual relations in a public place with passerbys and sometimes a complete stranger. Often a public toilet or simular places

Jeff is a first time cottager and wants to one day suck of a complete stranger in a public toilet

by Ólafur Pétur Ágútsson September 13, 2005

Cotton Hill

Hank Hill's father, a bitter old man who blames everybody but himsef for his problem.

Cotton Hill: Where's my bacon? I hate sausage!
Hank Hill: Dad...
(Cotton goes nutty)
Hank Hill: Stop it, You're acting like a jackass.
Cotton Hill: (whining) But I want bacon!

by TravisRashawn October 7, 2006

in high cotton

To have a lot of money. Prominently featured in the country-western song "High Cotton" by Alabama

When we were kids, we thought we were in high cotton if we had a dollar.

by LB March 31, 2004