Cooter Scooter

When your getting your girlfriend from behind, tell her to wrap her legs around you leading her to believe your going to let her do a reverse cowgirl, when to her surprise you get up with your dick inside her start walking forward and make her start walk forward on her hands and see how long you can walk her around with you in her!

Man I gave my girlfriend a good Cooter Scooter last night, I scooted her around for at least 5 minutes be fore she could stop herself!

by 1984 Dominator October 8, 2006

Cooter

a vaginal crevice

Wow, I would really like to put my finger in her cooter.

I would really like to please that cooter of yours as long as your bum doesn't erupt with gaseous explosions!

by Jeffman March 14, 2003

cooter

The town mechanic on the Dukes of Hazzard

Cooter was working on the General Lee all day.

by Dan Foster June 18, 2003

Cooter Cork

Can pertain to any noun, describing something that can be, or has been used as, a cork, stopper, or otherwise plug fitting in, having been jammed into, or occupying a vaginal orface.

"Excuse me, my girlfriend is bleeding all over my carseat. Do you have some sort of cooter cork?"

by Phill McRacken December 9, 2003

American Beer Coaster

The new Green Day CD!

Don't listen to it,it's horrible!

Just place your beer can on it.

This goes out to all the non-idiot Americans!

by this CD is really bad September 27, 2004

cooter plug

slang for tampon
recently made up by my friend jessica, she is a filthy minded little scene kid

"got any cooter plugs? im fresh out."
"hey, you dropped a cooter plug!"

by wkdwtchofthewest April 4, 2006

Junk Yard Cooter

An overused, rancid and smelly whore that needs constant stroking and feels the world owes her red carpets and royal capes, never thinking that her own sloppy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.

When she finished spouting her grandeurous illusions, the musty scent of lingering junk yard cooter filled the air.

by bad dawg November 15, 2004