cankered cooter

Nasty, crusted VAGINA, also infections of the vagina

She went to the bar and had a one night stand and now she has a cankered cooter.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

Cooter vacuum

A douche.

Your a fucking cooter vacuum, bitch cakes.

by SatanicCuntCleaner September 20, 2016

Skunk Cooter

A term to reference an elderly vagina meant to also denote that it is not fresh any longer, and is therefore beyond its expiration date. Generally a vagina beyond the age of sixty, which ought to be experienced only by other members of the same age group. This term is one that is often used by younger generations to refer to older females.

I can't believe that your grandmother was flirting with me! I refuse to be involved with a skunk cooter , especially one

of that age!

by Shabda Preceptor September 20, 2016

cooter toot

The Disney way of describing a pussy fart.

During sex she let out a little cooter toot.

by Datam December 9, 2016

cooter poof

Expelling gas through a loose vagina sounding similar to blowing out a candle or a soft "poof".

After sex she sighed with satisfaction and let out a soft cooter poof.

by Michael Lynn Enck December 15, 2016

Cooter poppin

The act of fingering a woman of female descent

I just love cooter poppin Betty!!

by BombasticEli November 15, 2015

cooter mooch

When one eats out a female waitress prior to getting their final check in order to receive a substantial discount.

"Joe quickly cooter mooched to to save $20 on his three course dinner"

by Dangdoerr August 14, 2017