cankered cooter

Nasty, crusted VAGINA, also infections of the vagina

She went to the bar and had a one night stand and now she has a cankered cooter.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

cooter poof

Expelling gas through a loose vagina sounding similar to blowing out a candle or a soft "poof".

After sex she sighed with satisfaction and let out a soft cooter poof.

by Michael Lynn Enck December 15, 2016

Cooter gas

The musky floral scent of old women's perfume, especially noticeable when they are gathered in groups in enclosed spaces.

Man, that garage sale smelled like cooter gas!

by Stoned Boomer May 1, 2021

Cooter Pink

A shade of pink that resembles the pink color of a vagina.

The color of that flower you saw in the garden was cooter pink.

by Davey Allison December 30, 2016

Cooter Douche

1. A total idiot
2. a good substitution for the "c-word"

Man that guy is being such a cooter douche

by maggie13_49 January 19, 2009

Cooter Hole

The hole of a cooter mostly used to gain urinary tract infections and to use iVibrate to tickle your pickle.

Yo her cooter hole is green and it smells like a Jimmy Johns restroom.

by CoochieSniffer42069 March 23, 2021

cobweb cooter

A vagina that has not seen action or sex in a while

Oh that disgusting cafeteria lady is always pissed. She must have a cobweb cooter

by Ferbas January 25, 2013