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conger

A benchmark of gayness. Applies both to the real (or implied) sexuality of a person and the derogatory usage often utilised by teenagers. Used extensively in South West England, although the phrase is now becoming commonplace amongst hard-drinking northerners.
1. "Dude, look at that mincer, he's gayer than a conger."

2. "Man, I hate those jumped up admin assistants; what a bunch of congers!"
by oyon December 3, 2006
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Colbertism

The display of irrational dislike for Canada and Canadians, normally the result of an upbringing by rednecks in the backwoods of South Carolina.
After Canada refused to believe the USA's fake rationale for invading Iraq, many ignorant Americans, like Mike Judge caught a bad case Colbertism, which has been subsequently unshakable by common sense and truth.
by counterspinner February 6, 2010
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concerned

An internet message board species, who has very little in the way of education and hardly any thought control. This species is a rarity that is subject to scientific behavioural problems.

Humans are advised to pleasure such a species with humour and sarcasm, as facts and honesty are not absorbed by this concerned species.

If you happen to meet the species concerned away from an internet message board, then I do declare that be a miracle.
Praise be the Gospel according to Concerned, chapter XIV, verse 3 and a quarter.
by LJ Love United Hate Glazer January 7, 2007
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Colbert Nation

The greatest nation that god has given to mankind and mancruel.
Colbert Nation is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.
by colbertnationrulezforever February 11, 2010
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Canberra

Canberra is technically the capital of Australia. It is a new city designed by a US Architect and since 1927 Australia's Federal Government has been based there (more than half the people living in Canberra are public servants), but Melbourne and Sydney still register as the capitals of Australia culturally and financially, in the Australian psyche. Most people outside of Australia think that Sydney is the capital, if they have even thought about it at all.

The design of Canberra allows for lots of public space and integration with the surrounding hilly countryside, with artificial lakes and large plantings of exotic trees, and lots of winding roads connecting disparate suburbs. However it is not visited much by tourists, except to visit national institutions or to buy fireworks, porn and marijuana all of which are available in Canberra due to a more liberal legal code than exists in other Australian states. Otherwise Australians' dislike of politics and authority generally makes Canberra a no-go area. Canberrans seem to like this.
sydney people: "did you see canberra on the way to the snow?"

"no there was just a roundabout"

"that was canberra"
by inchiki987 April 28, 2009
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concert boyfriend

A guy you meet at a concert or music festival that you dance (or whatever) with for one song or even the whole time you're there. Usually you pick a guy you've never seen and will probably never see again. Sometimes relationships or friendships can form. Sometimes this is more like a one night (concert) stand situation.
(At a concert)
Girl 1: Anyone see any potential concert boyfriends?
Girl 2: Right over there, I've never seen them around here lets go see if they want to be our boyfriends for tonight.
Girl 1: I like the brunette, maybe I'll even give him my number.
by Alifroyaknow October 13, 2013
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Carson City Conference Call

1. noun. when your doing a milf from behind and you 3-way conference call her kids and husband right when you bust a nut and yell "I'm fuckin your mom!!" give her the phone and leave.

also known as the Tallahassee Two Timer
"Yo, i heard James pulled a Carson City Conference Call on that bitch last night"
by mattypants12 March 3, 2008
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