colon commando

A derogatory term for a homsexual

"That dude is a colon commando, wear your jock strap backwards around him!"

by farmerjb November 11, 2013

crisco commando

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you crisco commando you!

by sbo February 1, 2014

commando pantsing

when you pants someone, and their underwear/boxers gets pulled down. usually happens because underwear/boxer is very lose and baggy.

or can happen when you pants someone who's going commando at the moment.

Joe commando pantsed Jake by accident. Jake shouldn't have have worn such baggy boxers. commando pantsing can be very unexpected and dangerously embarrassing.

by xX random_person Xx July 6, 2014

Facebook commando

A Facebook commando is a pathetic loser that hides behind his keyboard. They like to ban people from their pages when they post a differing opinion. They also routinely delete posts that do not coincide with their rants. Their rants are usually rude and and nonsensical; the types of things, that if they said them to your face, they would need plastic surgery.

Nice comments you Facebook commando. Now try saying it to my face.

by JD203 September 11, 2019

face commando

v. Going without a mask. Seen as a bold audacious but somewhat foolish action.

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Look at Linda! All face commando. Props to her.

Seems a bit short of breath though.

by gnostic3 June 14, 2020

Blue command prompt

A yearning for windows commands to remain the same. Showing indisposition to having to learn a new method of writing windows commands for Powershell

This blue command prompt uses cmdlets, where are my batch files?

by Kzalo April 15, 2021

YouTube commenter

A YouTube commenter is typically a basement dwelling neckbearded asshole who has absolutely nothing to do with their sad lives other than be a total self righteous prick on the internet and ruins everyone’s day as a result these same people will stone you to death the very second they find someone it you did something shitty years ago and you don’t do it anymore like cyberbully someone even tho there’s a good chance they are guilty of being assholes themselves and anytime you mention that they probably are guilty of being assholes they say shit like “oh you’re projecting” but that’s really not true at all they’re just saying that I’m projecting becuase they not only don’t know why I telling them that but it’s also because they don’t want to acknowledge that they guilty of being assholes

Hi I’m a YouTube commenter and I think I’m a sinless angel that doesn’t deserve even a slap on the wrist because I think I’m better than everyone else

by Fukuahole August 17, 2022