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Happy New Year... Cobras Up!
by kingtocobras January 25, 2012
Get the Cobras Up!mug. by Obviously cobra commander August 30, 2021
Get the Cobra vipermug. Look at a real adult king cobra, the snake, that's about to strike and you'll understand the analogy with a king cobra as an arrogant person. When arrogant individuals want to show off their arrogance there is nothing you can do; in the secular world stay away both from dangerous snakes such as king cobras, as well as arrogant people.
by Sexydimma April 22, 2015
Get the king cobramug. A surprise cum shot to the face originating from a dick that cannot be located. The offending dick is typically attached to a person in a tree, atop a building, or using one of those Predator cloaking device dealies.
by Madro August 8, 2015
Get the cobra shotmug. When an uncircumcised male, at the point of ejaculation, grabs his foreskin and spreads it out at the tip like a cobra head while Cumming amd screaming "no mercy!".
by 9asummit March 5, 2021
Get the The Spitting Cobramug. A mexican shedding cobra happens durring sex when the hole the penis is in gets too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off the penis.
"How was your night with the new baddie?"
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."
by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024
Get the Mexican Shedding Cobramug. When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.
Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party
Boys: cunt you snake
Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10
Boys: but you're a cunt
*dave still is not there at 11pm*
Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt
Dave: i was ill
Boys: cunt
Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much
Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
Boys: cunt you snake
Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10
Boys: but you're a cunt
*dave still is not there at 11pm*
Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt
Dave: i was ill
Boys: cunt
Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much
Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
by iamasnake January 25, 2014
Get the Davidoff False Cobramug.