FLICKING CLINT

A somewhat less offensive way of calling someone a 'fucking cunt'. Look at it quickly, and it looks profane. Works well both written and spoken.

Dude, our new band is named Flicking Clint.

by pastyies May 19, 2010

Pulling a Bill Clinton

Being a sexual deviant while having a girlfriend/wife.

Dude, you still having sex with Kari? You're pulling a Bill Clinton.

by Maj. A-hole March 19, 2011

Clinton

Verb. The act of being so charismatic that those around you find themselves liking you in spite of the fact that you're a lying jackass. (infinitive - to be Clintoned)

I was totally Clintoned after speaking with Bob on the phone, even though I knew he was lying to me and would stab me in the back later.

by rea22381 August 18, 2009

clinton

a pimp for getting a blow job in the white house; the closest person to being a black president

Dam! Bill Clinton got a blow job in the white house?!?! What a pimp!

by J 0 K A February 22, 2005

clinton

To projectile launch one's semen into the face or oral area of another, usually positioned on their knees.

"If you beat me in ping-pong one more time I'm gonna clinton you in the face!"
-or-
"Damn, I just got clintoned again"

by Hillary C September 23, 2008

clint

clit lint - also known as the white pieces of toilet paper left behind when wiping your vagina after urinating. Likely to happen with single ply or cheap quality toilet paper.

The stripper rubbed her underwear all over her body and then rubbed my face in her boobs....i got clint in my eye...

by Twat Tickler July 21, 2010

Hillary Clinton

Incredibly she is the Senator from New York. Those who helped put her in office are now completely unable to point out a single accomplishment by this troll in the 4-plus years she's been here.

She immediately forgot the Western New York population as soon as her blinders were adjusted towards her White House prospects. Yet every time she takes a nice shit we have to hear about it in our local media. Apparently uninteresting news reporting is far more suitable to the Buffalo media than demanding she account for a single accomplishment for her constituents.

Has been completely silent about the budget disaster in Erie County because it doesn't jive with her photo ops in Iraq, and because she couldn't give a rat's ass.

A woman in the White House? Sure, why not? But for the love of all that is sacred, not her!

Grab her by her cankles and send her back to Arkansas.

Tonight on the 11 o'clock news: Hillary Rodham Clinton made a visit to Buffalo today, where she spoke about issues important only to today's polling, and quickly left without answering any unscripted questions. Gee, let's put her in the White House.

by Beastfan March 8, 2005