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by ton_of_clay May 31, 2024
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Clay

He thinks he’s an alpha but really he’s an omega, everyone around him knows this yet he still tries to prove he’s an alpha
“I’m an alpha! *growls trying to assert dominance* ” - clay
“Ur an omega…” -everyone
by Drakehater911 June 29, 2024
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tinkle clay

tinkle clay is when you see a really attractive person in public and you go up to greet them and it becomes awkward, so you say ill be for you baby, just need to go get some tinkle clay which means a way to get out of a situation. keep in mind, you can only use this word in singapore.
"HI"
"hello"
...
"okay well ill be back need to go get some TINKLE CLAY"
by yoimemma August 1, 2018
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sporting clay

Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..
It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either
by TheDawgLives October 4, 2015
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John Clay

An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.
by King of Salads October 16, 2020
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Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
by The_Klay May 8, 2018
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White Stained Clay

A type of hard material used by relatively unknown players to relieve pain and inducing drowsiness, stupor, or insensibility. When saturated with water the material will become sticky and affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegally.
"Dude I heard Nogons is selling White Stained Clay these days on his server.

"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"
by i'm not proud of this July 12, 2021
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