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Candlejob

When a woman determines during foreplay that she does not want to further engage in sexual relations, she goes to give the guy a blow job and instead blows on his penis like a candle. Then gets dressed and leaves.
"Hey did you see Greg? He looked really grumpy this morning."

"Oh didn't you hear? He was drunk so Susan gave him a candlejob and walked out."
by Glimax March 1, 2022
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candle bra

The wrong spelling of a candelabra which is a candle holder with multiple arms
I love your candle bra!

You mean candelabra?
by PodrickmyGodrick March 9, 2022
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Jam Candle

A flammable breakfast condiment that can be used to flavour bread or to provide light and warmth.

Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".
Want to know how my face got horribly disfigured? Take it from me: smoking while eating a jam candle is a bad idea.
by John Q. Citizen October 29, 2010
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Christmas Candlelight

That one little light sitting on the table that makes everyone in the vacinity incredible horny just looking at it and smelling it. Often a romantic scent
The guy went to a Christmas party and sat with his new girlfriend and cuddled with her. He had not planned on doing anything, so they sat and enjoyed eachothers company until they both looked at the cinnamon flavored Christmas Candlelight and they ended up utterly destroying each other.
by anonymous007 March 5, 2012
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yankee candle company

A chain of retail stores that sells very over-priced candles and other fragrance items (air fresheners, wax melts, etc.). Not only are the prices ridiculously high for such items, the employees constantly stalk you throughout the store, sticking their faces in yours and saying whatever they think will convince you to spend $30 on a candle.
After purchasing one November Rain candle from Yankee Candle Company, Hank realized that he would now need to borrow gas money from a friend.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf October 8, 2013
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Raging Cinderella

I was watching Cinderella with my parents and before you know it, a raging Cinderella appeared
by Famous Dave minus one November 25, 2013
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Broman Candle

When a bro pinches off an orgasm so he can blow his load on several ladies.
Chad: Bro, did you get with those 4 chicks?
Tony: Yeah, bro. I totally broman candled those bitches.
by broboi69 June 3, 2016
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