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mental chub

When a person gets excited about something or someone without it causing a physical erection or sensation. Could be used by either sex.
It gave me a mental chub to know that I beat him at his own game!
by Lillicious December 5, 2010
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Chub tub

When you are stuck in a hot tub with a fat chick.
Tom: "Wow. look at joe he looks like he hates his life."

Mike: "Yeah hes stuck in the chub tub with karen."
by OfficerAwesome May 21, 2009
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chub troll

A fat ugly chick no one wants to touch.
Damn I can't believe you banged that chub troll Betty.
by Makestro July 22, 2007
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chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.
Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.
by MJ January 15, 2004
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3/4 chub

this mornin when i got up i was sportin a tony while i was tryin to take a piss
by george sandbar February 17, 2004
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Springing a Half Chub

When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard
by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020
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Loolie chub mera

referred to when losers feel they won a series ...but won only 2 games.
by Radcity February 2, 2019
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