mental chub

When a person gets excited about something or someone without it causing a physical erection or sensation. Could be used by either sex.

It gave me a mental chub to know that I beat him at his own game!

by Lillicious December 5, 2010

Throwing a Chub

Hanging your cock over the side of a boat to urinate.

Question: "What are you using for bait?"
Response: "I'm Throwing a Chub off the back, here!"

by Thurgood Zaius May 12, 2006

chub troll

A fat ugly chick no one wants to touch.

Damn I can't believe you banged that chub troll Betty.

by Makestro July 22, 2007

chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.

Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.

by MJ January 15, 2004

3/4 chub

a fuckin tony

this mornin when i got up i was sportin a tony while i was tryin to take a piss

by george sandbar February 17, 2004

Springing a Half Chub

When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard

I hate springing a half chub in the middle of watching the news

by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020

Loolie chub mera

referred to when losers feel they won a series ...but won only 2 games.

Loolie chub mera

by Radcity February 2, 2019