Christian

A NOUN/VERB

The position when one white man gets double penetrated from behind by a black man and a mexican, preferably both having a "Saemi" cock (for further reference please see "Saemi")

Eric:Hey Edvard! How did you like the Christian yesterday?
Edvard:Hey Eric! It was excellent, my anus hasn't stopped bleeding and I can't take a seat

Steven & Sam: We're gonna do you so fucking Christian right now

George: NOOOO! Not the Christian

by Sæmi Hemma May 15, 2008

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Idiot. Christian is super stupid and annoying. If you are to have the horrible luck of being his friend im sorry. You probably already knew. He also has no friends and will always be stalking you. He is attracted to everyone and everyone hates him. He never shuts up and talks about the weirdes things. And if you try to hide from him he always finds you~Why are you even searching this name up?

Ugh! Christian is so annoying and dumb! I know! and today he searched up innapropiate stuff! AGAIN! Ay Christian!

by CHRISTIAN!!! April 8, 2019

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noun: Lion food. Pat Robertson Jerry Falwell Adolf Hitler Karl Rove Moral Majority Religious Right

Christian: "Although I was once persecuted for my beliefs, I think I have the right to kill you."

Black, Jewish, Lesbian: "Shut up before I feed you to a lion."

by gofuckyourself525 November 1, 2008

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He thinks and wants to be cool... But he really isn't.

Christian is very gay

by thegreenfreak December 12, 2018

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A twisted and controlling "religion", or rather, a cult.

"Come here, little Johnny! Read the Bible! Learn bout Jesus! Learn about Christianity! But don't read the Old Testament. Don't learn about the incest, rape, murder, sexist, and countless other terrible things in the Bible!"

by Kittenspore October 2, 2018

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