Cheese

Dick, penis, whatever you wanna call it

She sucked that guys cheese real well.

by Sarah December 9, 2002

Cheesing

A code word for shoplifting. Used when you are around people who may rat you out if you talk about going shoplifting.

Ohh dear. There goes Kath and Lizzie off cheesing again.

Kath: Woohoo let's go cheesing!
Lizzie: What a fucking great idea!

by LadyKaKa December 14, 2009

Cheesed

To feel intoxicated and paralyzed without the use of drugs or alcohol (but usually with the use of dank memes)

Samuel was unimaginably Cheesed after eating six bags of Swedish fish and nearly overdosing on memes.

by Don Lentile June 30, 2016

Cheesing

Getting high off cat piss. Like in South Park

When Kenny started cheesing, he became a genuinely fun guy.

by Porch Monkey 4 Life March 26, 2008

cheese

a code name for pornography, used in mixed company.
it is an excellent cover up.

dude i got caught with cheese again

by Bobbleheadboiie February 10, 2008

cheese

disgusting food which smells bad; can cause cancer.

"I ate cheese and now I have cancer."

by Kat itells truth July 16, 2008

cheese

Cellulite on a woman's body, particularly on the butt and the backs of the thighs. Cheese can also be defined as large dimples on the butt cheeks that are not necessarily cellulite. Considered an incredibly disgusting sight by Lombardi and other men in an area in north Central Florida.

Lombardi: Ryan and Robert, I saw three generations of cheese one time: the daughter, the mother, and the grandmother, and they all had cheese!

Robert: Cheese? Sick!

Ryan: Hey, you gotta get what you gotta get nowadays.

by RyanT April 26, 2006