the cheddy

The cheddy is where in the height of summer,on a red hot saturday afternoon,you and yer mate go to tesco and buy 48 cans of stellar,a bottle of black vodka,and a bottle of port,go back to your house,and lock yourself in turn the heating up full blast and consume all of the bought alcohol.When pissed keep shouting THE CHEDDY!!! in a pakistani accent until you drive each other round the bend,you may also attempt to watch switch blade romance at one in the morning,with a diced turkey thigh curry bubbling away on the stove,but by this point you are comatose,and the menu screen music of the film is being drilled into your head as it repeats over and over,you wake at five in the morning sweating cobs,and nearly burning the house down cos the currys still cooking!

fucking hell this cheddy lark is getting me down,its all i can hear,fuck it lets make another black vodka punch!

THE CHEDDY!!!!!!!!! shut the fuck up

by sy22 October 20, 2006

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cheds

the act of giving blow jobs

i heard that girl gave him cheds yesterday

wow she's a chedder for sure

by mizzdog June 28, 2012

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chede

when the head of ur dick is 99% of ur dick's weight

Hooker:drop ur pants
Dude: okay!
Hooker:omfg u have a fuckin chede!

by ohsnapepicpwnage June 14, 2009

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man cheddar

Synonym for the word "penis". Often used humorously and in a sarcastic manner.

Kevin slapped his man cheddar around in an effort to arouse himself, but quickly realized that this was his ninth time masturbating in one day and went to go cry in his little corner at the pathetic life he lived as a chronic masturbater.

Bob's odd bulge that Tedd noticed in PE class turned out to be his ridiculously large man cheddar.

lolomfg u sed "man chedar" lol liek taht iz so moar funier tahn "penis"!1!!!nine-eleven!1!!!

by who iz Diseeze March 12, 2008

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