Petrified

Petrified means that when someone is so scared,they are unable to move or think.

Morgan walked into the darkness,Petrified about what might happen to her.

by Extreme fear September 30, 2018

Petrified cookie dough

Extremely hard , past expiration date ,

Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams

If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Petrified cookie dough

What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.

Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Catified

When a close relative lets the cats in even when you’re allergic

They catified me and now I have to move out

by Susan sewill March 19, 2020

cemetrified

Indirectly stating murdering something or someone deadly.

For Example. "My phone is not charging ever since it felt down yesterday i think the battery got cemetrified" .

by English slang June 2, 2020

certifedsimpformarvel

a dumbass marvel obsessed simp who can even spell certified right.

certifedsimpformarvel is highkey dumb asf

by dirtyassleftbigtoe May 31, 2021

certifried

certified + fried

certifiably high. you are definitely up in the clouds

Aurora: yooo beans soup coochie
Curt: you are certifried right now mane

by bakedcarninal84 October 29, 2022