Unseasoned Cabbage

Everyones definition of this is different, but Unseasoned cabbage is when you are not really relatable, or when you don’t know a well-known thing.
“ did you see this tiktok its really funny“
“no? I don’t even get it.“
“ u unseasoned cabbage
by urbanslangtranslater November 10, 2020
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Unseasoned Cabbage

It’s a very offensive insult that means Milana.
by Seasoned Tic Tac March 27, 2021
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coochie cabbage

Cabbage that has been fermented in a girls coochie
"We had coochie cabbage last night for dinner, it was about 2 weeks old."
by rusiityt September 08, 2017
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Cabbage jesus

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!
Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..

Bro 2: hell yeah!
by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019
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wet cabbage

a word to describe an incredibly boring person with the most dull personality
ocean is such a wet cabbage”
by meadox November 20, 2022
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cabbage neck

a bald jackass that has fatty rolls on the back of their neck
"look at them freakin' cabbage necks doin' that dumbass shit over there."
by nikieday July 10, 2015
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mexican cabbage

South of the Boarder name for Weed
As in i went to Cabo last week with my boys and got blasted on that Mexican Cabbage
by rammh November 28, 2015
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