Ewan: Want a cup of tea
Tristan: Yes please
Ewan: I'm sorry, i'm low on milk it will have to be a gleeb brew.
Tristan: Yes please
Ewan: I'm sorry, i'm low on milk it will have to be a gleeb brew.
by creampie1 January 20, 2014
Get the gleeb brew mug.A dangerous and disgusting alcoholic beverage concocted by some tradoc shitbirds in the US Army, it is made by repeatedly straining skillcraft hand sanitizer through a filter made of ionized salt and standard issue long underwear. Possibly flavored with “beverage base orange - type 3.” May cause liver failure and/or stomach ulcers.
“wassup battle we gonna get hella crunk off dat barracks brew tonight, cuh. Don’t be lettin the drill sarnt catch us lackin”
by not cid August 6, 2021
Get the Barracks Brew mug.A bottle of urine generally occurring from a late night piss when one is too tired to make it to the restroom, and/or a long car ride; a drink that duck drinks
by Duckdagawd July 25, 2021
Get the midnight brew mug.Brewing a definition made by Daniel used when Somone is about to fart or is farting commonly used at school
by Daniboyyy65 March 27, 2025
Get the Brewing mug.Another word for a beer.
by devildog19 April 24, 2011
Get the Brew Bledsoe mug.Someone who believes that they know so much about brewing, or are so completely self involved, that they think that the whole world needs to know about what they are doing. So they create a you tube channel dedicated to it.
Sometimes this narcissitic wank fest can include:
BEER TASTING REVIEWS: Watching someone drink a beer, comment on its aroma, body, colour & taste. When the experience is COMPLETELY subjective.
Just because you can taste peaches and fresh mowed grass, doesn't mean that other people care!
HOW TO VIDEOS:
These can include how to make your own brew house (badly) How to make beer (badly) How to look after your beer (badly) How to dress like a brewer (badly) and hipster related rubbish.
RAMBLING:
Listening to some gob-shite waffle on about their kids, or how they popped round to trevors the other day.
CIRCLE JERKING:
This is where they thank other brewtubers for mentioning their name or something they did on youtube, to get subscribers to 'like' each other.
PREMATURE BREWTUBER:
People who have no effing idea what they are doing. So new to brewing, but so keen to be on the internet so everyone can see them. They set up their youtube channel before they have even made anything. So you can experience the whole process alongside them. Usually these guys stick around for 6 episodes before they realise how shit they actually are, and/or that no-one actually cares.
Sometimes this narcissitic wank fest can include:
BEER TASTING REVIEWS: Watching someone drink a beer, comment on its aroma, body, colour & taste. When the experience is COMPLETELY subjective.
Just because you can taste peaches and fresh mowed grass, doesn't mean that other people care!
HOW TO VIDEOS:
These can include how to make your own brew house (badly) How to make beer (badly) How to look after your beer (badly) How to dress like a brewer (badly) and hipster related rubbish.
RAMBLING:
Listening to some gob-shite waffle on about their kids, or how they popped round to trevors the other day.
CIRCLE JERKING:
This is where they thank other brewtubers for mentioning their name or something they did on youtube, to get subscribers to 'like' each other.
PREMATURE BREWTUBER:
People who have no effing idea what they are doing. So new to brewing, but so keen to be on the internet so everyone can see them. They set up their youtube channel before they have even made anything. So you can experience the whole process alongside them. Usually these guys stick around for 6 episodes before they realise how shit they actually are, and/or that no-one actually cares.
"Dave? Put down the bloody smart phone! I'm here for brew day, I'm not a bloody brew tuber"
"See that video from Alan yesterday?" , "didn't realise he was a brew tuber"
15mins of my life I'll never get back, bloody brew tuber
"See that video from Alan yesterday?" , "didn't realise he was a brew tuber"
15mins of my life I'll never get back, bloody brew tuber
by Relevant Opinion August 25, 2014
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