Bread Crap

The breading used for poptarts. It tastes like feces, and looks like sand. Dont eat it. Eat Fat tarts.

"Dude, they put so much bread crap on my poptart."

by mr.wiget September 27, 2009

Bread 👍

Tik tok trend where a guy cuts bread and people reaspond with bread 👍

*Tiktok guy cuts bread*
Tiktok guy: bread 👍
Tiktok: bread 👍

by Dave_owns_car_brrrrr February 9, 2022

Bread Monkey

a nigga who hungry for your paper cuz they ain't got any

you:"wats good b"
bread monkey:"ay man let me hold a dollar"

by notez September 25, 2006

bread head

Someone who is forever asking how much something costs.

"Thats interesting how much did it cost you."

"Oh don't be such a bread head it doesn't matter what is costs"

by BeeeDeee February 28, 2008

bread factory

The vagina of a woman with a heinous yeast infection.

Last night I was gunna treat Charlotte to some cunilingus, but that bitches snatch was like a fuckin' bread factory! The curdled ooze from her stench trench could make bread rise.

by BES the best July 17, 2006

bread pants

Pants with yeast infection goop encrusted inside. The wearer had obviously gone commando.

Girl 1: "EW!! Bread pants!"

by Hitlers Yeast Infection October 13, 2007

bread collecting

The action of collecting bread to then feed to your significant other after it has been aged in wine for 3 years straight. Often a sexual fetish.

Mike: Hey what are you and Sally up to tonight?
James: I'm gonna stop by the store and pick up some bread and wine to begin bread collecting
Mike: Holy shit bro! That stuff takes years to prepare!

by SirachaChan May 6, 2019