Hair Booger

When you have dandruff and sweat mixes with dandruff, creating a booger like blob of dandruff sweat jelly. Usually found under the hair on the back of your neck.

I need to shower after workouts, I keep getting hair boogers.

by Zombie-slut December 16, 2019

booger puss

An individual who always looks pissed off and angry for no apparent reason.Possibly suffering silently from a pussy booger.

Smile once in awhile you always come off as such a booger puss.

by Jennifried Shardluck May 20, 2018

Impossible Booger

when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.

Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger

Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach

Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea

by Jurmy February 8, 2020

free booger

An act of giving free blowjobs to men at no charge

Andy : YOOOO I could really use a free booger right now
Girl : Sure lets go

by goldenponyboy August 13, 2020

taint booger

Little rolled up balls of shit and paper stuck in the taint hair. Like a willknot or a clingon.

Man those burritos, took an hour to comb out the taint boogers.

by Delcapslock September 19, 2017

booger hollow

When you sneeze in a girls vagina.

Yesterday when I was sick I sneezed in my girlfriends vagina. Now she has one heck of a booger hollow!

by Brenda Staines October 19, 2017

turkey booger

A loose pussy

" Damn, you got a turkey booger. I ain't hitting that shit again ."

by Dfgggjjk October 31, 2017