cruz booger

The booger that Ted Cruz ate.

Republican 1: Hey, what's that on Ted's mouth?
Republican 2: I think it's a booger.
Republican 1&2: Oh, fuck, did he just eat that fucking booger off his lip on live television?

***the next day***
Republican 3: Did you see the debate last night?
Republican 1: With the Cruz booger? Yeah. Fucking sick.

by coobpig August 11, 2016

cookie booger

Cookie crumbs

I have cookie boogers in my armpits.

by MiltoKarr June 3, 2016

booger hollow

When you sneeze in a girls vagina.

Yesterday when I was sick I sneezed in my girlfriends vagina. Now she has one heck of a booger hollow!

by Brenda Staines October 19, 2017

Booger off

A British phrase used by grumpy old Brits that brew up 12 times a day. Also means to "piss off" or "get away"

"Booger off you niggling get"

by YuNg Percy March 17, 2022

Blood Booger

A blood booger is when someone pulls a booger that is covered in blood out of his or her nostril and can feel it slide against his or her esophagus. After a nose bleed, one has a chance to get a blood booger.

Bitch: That mother fucker just pulled a huge ass blood booger!
Jihadi John: Damn right!

by WolfWeed II of the Anus September 30, 2016

ass boogers

Poop you see on your finger when you stick your finger in your butt and take it out.

Ass boogers are on my finger. It smells gross.

by feggbzherhare May 27, 2021

turkey booger

A loose pussy

" Damn, you got a turkey booger. I ain't hitting that shit again ."

by Dfgggjjk October 31, 2017