bruce wetness

it is when you are about to fart and you say to someone "knock knock" and they say "who's there?" and you say, "Bruce." and they say, "Bruce who?" and you say, "Bruce Wetness" and then let it go and fart...this joke only works if it is a wet fart. Then you say, "Get it? Bruce Wetness like Bruce Willis" CAUTION: prepare to need new underwear after this joke is administered.

"oh no I need to borrow your underwear because I just had a meeting with Bruce Wetness...he's a great actor"

by jerry james June 25, 2007

bruce wayne

A man at home who has rafters or something he can hang upside down from masturbates on himself.

I was home after my date canceled so I ended up "doing the Bruce Wayne"

by Evolewshun October 21, 2007

Bruce

Soft spoken creep who often sneaks out hunting for ladies at night. His attempts almost always fail because of his gross aura. He has the flirtatious capacity of a snail and his words are pure slime that gently caresses and sickens his victims.

Oh no, there comes bruce...everyone run

by penguinsquizzle January 25, 2015

Bruce Factor

A measure of damage, luck and misfortune. The Bruce Factor may arrive at a party as soon as the first glass is broken where apon the rest of the evening will be a veritable chaos of broken mirrors, bad luck, stray corks, stolen lighters, badly pulled bongs resulting in a strange, guttoral choke and general pandemonium. The Bruce Factor will leave approximately one hour after you have evicted your Bruce (a drunken mess) to the great wide world...

"My god we have a lot of broken glasses!"
"Yes. I blame the Bruce Factor."

by Master Chief June 20, 2003

Bruce Lees

When the room is cooler than expected, and females in the office are wearing less than usual, the occasional Bruce Lee appears for the benefit of the males in the office..

why bruce lee?... hard nip !
defined for the lower IQ, nipples become erect in cold temperatures and tend to poke through flimsy tops

hhmm nice, we have Bruce lee in the office today

by satman May 13, 2004

Bruce Bochy

A coward demanding pitchers throw at hitters because they can't get them out

Shane Victorino was nailed in the back August 6th and had a benched clearing brawl as demanded by Bruce Bochy

by GIANTSSUCK August 6, 2011

bruce

According to Jalopnik: "'Bruce' is the new shorthand for Fine German Precision"

The shifter was endowed with so much Bruce it would be hard to imagine a more desirable gearbox.

by AndyDuncan June 8, 2007