Blobit

an african american hobbit including an oddly shaped head and extremely tiny size for the individuals age. It is also common but not necessary for the Blobit to have hairy feet. This individual is also normally extremely creepy and asks weird things at all times. Their is nothing medically wrong with the person they are just bizarre.

hes a Blobit!!!

by anywayyyyy December 1, 2010

Blobulating

When you spaz out and look like a fat slob.

Moving your head in a side to side motion fast and repeatedly, while sticking out your tongue and making Squirtle noises.

Gabby and Chloe were blobulating on the floor because they had nothing to do.

by blobulators1 June 16, 2011

Blobbin

A cretin with a large superiority complex, unable to communicate with the opposite sex without experiencing involatile sexual arousal.

I can't believe you just jizzed on her, you're such a blobbin.

by silent but deadly June 20, 2012

Blobbit

When you don't want to use a bad word, because you're in front of your parents, or you just don't feel like saying a bad word. Relative to "Fuck it"

Bob: "Oh, blobbit, my phone just died"

Mom: "It's a shame. I really wanted to record my sextape"

by picklessssssss March 17, 2013

blobblin

Meandering around with no purpose, trying to avoid doing work, being extra lazy and lax about anything and everything.

I'm so bored today, I'm just blobblin around the office looking for people to talk to, avoiding work and being a waste of space.

by suzy qzee June 3, 2013

Blob'ed

A noun that defines a guy that has a seriously round squelchy face. Normally Blob'ed's have a weird round nose and a very ugly face.

Boy: Who's that? He looks butters!
Girl: He's Blob'ed

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 12, 2016

Blobturd

The physical state of a soul

I can see your blobturd

by BurntBrownies September 5, 2016