Drone Bathing

Drone Bathing is a luxury spa service wherein the client is immersed in high-volume, low-frequency electric guitar music while watching customized machinama animation. This treatment is enjoyed by many suffering from feelings of disembodiment and dystopian narrative trajectories. Drone Bathing requires professional attendants and master drones to ensure a successful and safe experience. Due to the intensity of the sound levels, earplugs should always be worn.

A: I've been feeling really disembodied lately.
B: Have you tried Drone Bathing?
C: I went Drone Bathing and watched Quake IV and Captain Planet flying around a fantasy castle, while these drones played guitar so loud I could feel the vibrations all through my body....it was crazy.

by ShadowKat August 20, 2010

Chinese bathing

When a Chinese man ejaculates on you in the shower then proceeds to lick your entire body, spreading the semen.

"Hey Chin do you want to ride some bikes?" "No Mike, I have to give my girlfriend a Chinese bathing."

by The hottest chiken alive December 23, 2013

paw bitching

When your dog stomps her paw when wanting attention, food or toys.

I know you want to play but quit paw bitching and throwing your toy.
Don't stomp those paws at me. No paw bitching allowed.

by Bexster May 20, 2014

Binge-bitching

When you excessively talk shit about someone in one go and regret it later.

Girl 1: "I totally binge-bitched about Ella before, and now I feel super bad."
Girl 2: "Yeah, binge-bitching is not cool."

by bitchy definitions December 26, 2015

sock bleaching

When you put yo dick in a sock and jizz in it.

"Did you see John sock bleaching the other day?"
"My mom doesn't touch my socks after I sock bleach them."

by Huppalyssa August 21, 2016

whisper bitching

When your coworker spends most of her day complaining about everything possible, but whispers the entire time so those she is bitching about don't hear her. All anyone can hear is the whisper noises.

Hey, do you know where Sally is?
You can't hear her whisper bitching over on the next aisle?

by Zero_Sarcasm May 12, 2016

benign bitching

Venting with non-malicious intent, as to not hurt someone’s feelings.

Person 1: You are always bitching about your friends. I’m surprised you still have any!
Person 2: It’s just benign bitching. I just need to get things off my chest.

by GrillDaddyDeluxe February 3, 2018