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Thicc blanket

A blanket that is warm, fuzzy, cozy...but most of all, she. is. THICC !!
Damn, that blanket is thicc as hell !!!

Thicc blanket in the HOUSE!
by BigMamaSamantha March 25, 2020
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Pig in a blanket

When someone wraps themselves in a blanket and fills it with farts.
I feel like Gavin is huffing his farts right now. He’s doing the pig in a blanket.
by CheesyToes36 July 14, 2020
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pubie blanket

A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).
Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.
by Smooax August 31, 2020
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Dancing Blanket

The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.
I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.
by Goosey Goose October 17, 2023
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Temperature Blanket

A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day

The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year
Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"
by EmzieWemzie May 9, 2023
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Serbian Blanket

A towel that you have put in the sink and soaked in water then used as a blanket, all because you have no AC and its too damn hot.
Dude, its way to fucking hot in this hotel room and theres no AC, lets use the pool towels as serbian blankets!
by ElGallino April 9, 2021
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Blanket pussy

A pussy that is warm, soft, and fuzzy. Like a blanket! It puts u to sleep
by bich-chan April 15, 2021
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