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bishops biff

Another name for the perineum the space between your bum hole and your balls.
I have a sweaty bishops biff.
by Haytertom August 5, 2019
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Hayleigh bishop

by Talia rose Nguyen November 21, 2021
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bishop ackland

Slags everywhere and up west they is a slag called siena lucia
Siena lucia is the biggest slag about in bishop ackland and west ackland
by anonymous May 8, 2023
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Josie Bishop

The proper name(which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. Basically, the perfect girl, even if she thinks otherwise. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about, hence any word is just not enough. And anyone that doesn't see that on her cannot deserve a spot on her heart. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.
«the boy sees the list of his classmates over the teacher's desk and thinks»:

"Josie Bishop"...what a singular name!
by Jo'ves April 2, 2017
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Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys

Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys is a grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire. It is the home to a (not so) fine assortment of posh bellends and miscellaneous twats gathered from the south western Wiltshire area.

Many of these said bellends twats try (and fail) to woo the finest of south wilts grammar school for girls. This generally ends up badly.

It has an air of superiority to other schools simply because it has a slogan written in latin

The place is falling apart despite what the commoners in other local (peasant) schools think.
Its teachers are a mixed lot, many of the teachers’ hairlines can be measured with sin cos and tan and
it also features the only currently know wheelchair bound PE teacher

Seriously, don’t go there, its not worth having to learn latin and getting tenderly but firmly pegged by your peers just to say you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys.

Home of at least 4 confirmed pedos and one serial urinal shitter, it proudly brings the values of toxic masculinity into the 21st century.
Person 1: do you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys?

Person 2: yeah…

Person 1: oooh I hope you didn’t get felt up by Diddy Morgan
by PleasepegmyDiddyMorgan May 6, 2025
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Fen Boates Bishop

Used to describe someone or something that simply cannot complete any task or follow through with its predictable outcome. -

FBB for short
Man: I was driving my car to the grocery store and my car just fucking fen boates bishoped. Wtf!?

George F.; I was banging this chick last night and all of a sudden she just got up and fuckin’ fen boastes bishop and I never saw her again!
by boatedRus November 28, 2024
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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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