bumper tailing

also known as tail gating, following too closely to the car in front of you

i wish this guy would quit bumper tailing me. he's gonna cause an accident.

by lizaroni0520 February 3, 2010

bumper dump

When a person needs to take a crap, but no toilet is readily available. You drop your pants, set your coccyx-area down on the bumper of the nearest car, and crap (mostly) onto the ground.

This maneuver is usually performed by a "SF Mission Hipster", after he/she has consumed several Pabst Blue Ribbon beers. Bonus points if the car is a symbol of gentrification, such as a German compact sedan.

Bro #1: Dude. come check out my sweet new BMW 418!

Bro #2: Brah, it looks like someone pulled a bumper dump on you, and missed a bit.

Bro #1: Dude. Lets go back to the Marina and drown our sorrows at Bar None with some beer-pong! Did you bring the rufees?

Bro #2: Brah, I wouldn't have it any other way. Let's go crush some beercans against our foreheads!

by JBlackfoot September 11, 2014

Bumper boats

Wet vagina lips

"Stop flappin your bumper boats ".

by Hot fish July 6, 2017

Beeper

A remote control.

This show sucks. Hand me the beeper so I can change the channel.

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 21, 2019

Bumper

A word used as a synonym for cool, fun, awesome, amazing, etc.

Person 1: Dude listen to this new song

Person 2: Bro that sh*t is pretty bumper

by Leopard420 October 2, 2019

Beepers

Used commonly as a form of celebration or can be used when something spastic has happened

You just got married, that’s absolutely beepers man

Bro that’s beepers

by Jon Strongman March 6, 2021

Rasterfarian Bumper Squid

An offensive word in Jamaica, describes stupidity and also expressing anger while doing some sort of old fashioned comedy kicking at the floor.

Person 1. Ey cook me up sum biercan
Person 2. Aw crap im out of biercan
Person 1. You Rasterfarian Bumper Squid!

by frank da tank the second September 25, 2010