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true beans

to be true in nature while also maintaining cool bean status
Fernando: English is the worst class ever. It's so boring and I hate the teacher.

Franciso: True beans.
by thetruthbean November 25, 2010
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frank and beans

"His beans, not his frank was caught in his fly"
by Double D Rukus May 7, 2003
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Bearsnake

A combination of two common football exercises. A serpentine, which requires those participating to jog across the football field using the horizontal yard lines as a path. Those doing a serpentine will start at one endzone and snake their way up five yards for each trip across the field until they've reached the other endzone.

A serpentine becomes a bearsnake when combined with bear crawls. Those unlucky enough to endure the pain of a single bearsnake will experience over 1,000 yards of bearcrawling back and forth across the field.

Because of the infamous difficulty of a bearsnake, the name has become a synonym for anyone who is stupid, retarded, socially awkward, or just plain derpy. If someone calls someone else a bearsnake it means they think so lowly of the person that their mere presence inspires the same pain as one would feel from doing bearsnakes.

Snakey (adj.) is used to describe people or things that possess attributes comparable to bearsnakes. It is not correct to say, "They are bearsnakey" or "They are like a bearsnake." One should exercise the use of this word in these situations.
Football Guy #1: Dude, I did 1/4 of a bearsnake yesterday!

Football Guy #2: Dude, no way! That shit's crazy difficult!

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Guy #1: I just heard from Tori that Jason prematurely ejaculates!

Guy#2: I'm not surprised. Jason is such a bearsnake.

Guy #1: Yeah, I guess he IS pretty snakey.
by TheAlmighty8 July 15, 2011
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struggle bars

When a nigga just can't rhyme for shit (on their trash ass Soundcloud shit)
this Ps and Qs ass niggas need to get off their Lil Uzi shit like y'all stay spittin' straight struggle bars
by Urban Ice March 9, 2017
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Yellow fatty beans

And that's why, today, bananas are called "yellow fatty beans".
Quote from 'The Simposons' by Grandpa.
by Chris April 27, 2006
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BLOW YOUR BEANS

To 'Blow Your Beans' or 'Blowing Your Beans' refers to the act of achieving orgasm or 'cumming'. Generally it is a term used for the male orgasm. However women have been known to use the term too.
Billy - I was goosing my bird last night and she wouldn't let me finish inside her. So I pulled out and she said you can BLOW YOUR BEANS all over my tits.
by Stevie Vodka November 27, 2011
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high beams

hard, protruding, erect, very visible nipples as seen through blouse or top
Man, did you see that hot bitch? She had her high beams on!
by spiderbesideher December 16, 2008
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