A bear dressed up with a Canadian flag for a cape and walks around with two spazzy cats. Red lasers shoot out of its eyes and kill you instantly. It moves really, really fast.
Dude, me and Bill were walkin' home yesterday when this giant lazer bear showed up! the cats devoured Bill's face while the bear totally burned him. Then it ran away really fast. It was horrible.
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Get the lazer bear mug.When you are about to fall asleep, and you roll over sliding your member inside a girl's butt to hibernate for the night.
After a long day of grazing the pastures, Horsey decided to end his night with a nice glass of merlot and a hershey bear.
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Get the Snow Bear mug.A person who is extremely huggable, usually a male who is tall and well built. They have the characteristics of a bear, usually in the case of a male Huggy Bear have facial hair or at least stubble. The Huggy Bear is the kind of person you would run to after being scared or frightened for a protective hug or if you are feeling sad they will also be good to hug, they make you feel safe and cared for. Make excellent substitutes for Teddy Bears.
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James knew better than to do 69 with Jen with his cold, but after 7 stitches and 5 weeks of painful peeing, he learned his lesson.
by Dougie February 5, 2004
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Get the berenstein bears mug.1) noun - A group of bears that have been set aflame
2) adj./adv. phrase - a slang expression to add emphasis, excitement, or intensity to a sentence. Usually used to describe something hot, flaming, burning etc.
3) noun - a slang expression meaning to rebel. Usually yelled in a battle cry fashion to express the fact to everyone you are going against the man
(Got its third meaning in response to the censorship to have bears on fire)
2) adj./adv. phrase - a slang expression to add emphasis, excitement, or intensity to a sentence. Usually used to describe something hot, flaming, burning etc.
3) noun - a slang expression meaning to rebel. Usually yelled in a battle cry fashion to express the fact to everyone you are going against the man
(Got its third meaning in response to the censorship to have bears on fire)
2."My eyes burn like a bear on fire"
2."She's as hot as a bear on fire"
2."Alright for my next trick i have a bear...and fire...BAM! It's a bear on fire."
3."Screw it, i'm doing it anyway. BEARS ON FIRE!"
2."She's as hot as a bear on fire"
2."Alright for my next trick i have a bear...and fire...BAM! It's a bear on fire."
3."Screw it, i'm doing it anyway. BEARS ON FIRE!"
by Farrett November 30, 2009
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