The Joys of Midwife Beating

Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.

If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.

It's a guy thing.

The Joys of Midwife Beating make the world a sunny place!

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

clam baking

getting high in a inclosed room

me and derek just clam baked my shed

by derek May 13, 2005

breaking luck

a whore's first trick of a working day.

Source is Iceberg Slim's Pimp: The Story of My Life

Bitch, you best be breaking luck by at least 9 fiddy, or I will beat yo ass.

by bobo32 April 28, 2010

Beaning

When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.

“Damn, Hayley gave me a sturdy beaning last night”

by Satisfyer-Bro2 February 17, 2021

fake breaking

Bullshitting someone. Not telling the truth, or trying to get someone to believe something bogus.

Don't be fake breaking me.

by laura1212 May 23, 2006

Beaking Off

Running your mouth or playing around.

Tyler is beaking off over there. Someone please tell him to put that beak away.

by BigDawg1738 October 10, 2016

beaking

Noun.

The act of placing a grapefruit on your penis, then having a duck eat said grapefruit causing sexual stimulation in the process.

Jackie: "Anything short of beaking is vanilla"

by Ecumenical Christianity April 29, 2023