Bearded Lady

A vagina. Particularly a hairy one.

When Kanye did what he did to Taylor Swift at the VMA's, I wanted to kick him in the bearded lady.

by CircusFreak[; September 14, 2009

bearded dragon

a drink consisting of 1 part rum, 2 parts tequila, 3 parts
lemon juice, 3 parts lime juice, and 1/2 part of jalapeno juice.

hey bartender, can i get two bearded dragons on the rocks.

by Joe Tricna January 1, 2008

bearded barley

A woman's pubic hair. Kissing her "out of the bearded barley" means kissing her genitals. Used in the song Kiss Me, by Sixpence None the Richer.

"Kiss me, out of the bearded barley."

by Maximilian Powers February 3, 2018

bearded dragon

when a man forcefully opens the mouth of anything and gives one violent bone shattering thrust into the throat of the victim.

dude, i bearded dragoned the old lady across the street with such force i threw out her hip!

by nigger bitch boob July 6, 2010

Beaned

Verb that means to get disconnected from xbox live whilst playing a game because you are too cheap to pay for internet and our attempting to steal your neighbors, which fades in and out.

Also known as being welf .

" Oh, man..Tommy beaned from the party, he should just buy internet and not steal his neighbors internet!"

by beeboobop2579 December 19, 2012

bladed

to be stoned or drunk.
closely related to spaded and faded.

"Dude we got so bladed last night. That shit was insane."

by BOBBIE&KAILEY March 21, 2005

bearded whirl wind

When a bearded man, or a guy with a beard, rubs his beard in a circular motion on a girl's vagina.

Bill: "Dude, I totally did the bearded whirl wind on her last night!"

Ted: "That's fucking awesome"

Bill: "Yeah mayne, she went cahrayzee"

by nipple_fuck June 25, 2009