jack balling

bullshitting or trippin

ay folk your ass need to stop jack balling

by lakieta April 11, 2008

bilingually challenged

A person that can only speak one language and who gets frustrated by others that can speak multiple languages.

Most American people...

Juan: Elizabeth can only speak English
Jorge: Oh yeah.. she is bilingually challenged...

by loquesea April 1, 2010

Wallaby Balling

The homosexual variation of kangaroo balling that involves two gay males.

Ben and Raymond recently engaged in wallaby balling last week for extra credit.

by Will Benson February 23, 2004

bill baiting

The act of looking/acting suspicious as to arouse the attention of the plod then running away as fast as you can whilst they give chase. It is advisable not to get caught though!

Q: Mate what are we going to do on this come-down?
A: Lets go bill baiting.

by Greenhenry August 2, 2007

Ear Balling

Similar to “eye balling” something as a visual estimate, ear balling is used when trying to achieve a rough estimate of a sound. Although the word sounds dirty, it typically is not; unless you can somehow manage to stuff your nads into a woman’s ear.

Usage: “Josh had to tune the car by ear balling it before selling it to Wild Bill. He bought the car from Jill for only $20 so it was a bargain. And he’s Jewish so he knows a thing or two about bargains!”

by CraigoD April 14, 2011

master balling

To not use a valuable object waiting for a more fitting opportunity. Eventually ending the period where one could have used it and making it obsolete. Comes from an event that happens in Pokemon games often.

"No, I don't think I should use this wine yet its not a good enough reason."
"Don't end up master balling it."

by CommonFound January 1, 2012

Hard-boiling

Hard-boiling occurs when a person sends a message digitally (text message, phone call e-mail etc.) and the recipient does not want to respond. One may not know they are hard-boiling another until it is already occurring. The recipient who chooses not to respond is thus 'poaching'.

Text Message "Hey Ethan, I think you should lose the mustache." Ethan's response? Didn't even pull his phone out of his pocket. You are straight up Hard-Boiling Ethan.

by Chiefsandchopper December 1, 2011