mini blasters

Headphones, coming from the phrase ghetto blasters

yo dawg check these sik tunes pumpin out me mini blasters

by Ben Collier January 26, 2005

Blarted

Adjective.

The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.

People who say blarted confuse me.

by Theoh Albrekt August 17, 2010

Turkey Basted

1. To describe how an incredibly ugly girl got pregnant
2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.
3. Slang: Artifical Insemination

1. "Girl, do you see how ugly she is? You know damn well she was turkey basted"

2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."

3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?
Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.

by JNasty0505 December 30, 2008

butt blaster

Banging someone in the ass with abandon. Pounding the bunghole like there's no tomorrow.

I was so hot for her ass, I gave her a butt blaster that pinned the bitch to the wall.

by The Chuckster January 28, 2006

emo blaster

1. A person who turns their emo music up as loud as it can go.

Turn your emo music down, emo blaster!

by Kendra Marcey September 9, 2006

tokyo sand blaster

Several men bukake a woman buried up to her neck in sand, then kick sand in her face.

It was tokyo sand blaster time in Miami last week

by milkshakemaker December 28, 2010

newb blaster

One of the most powerful guns in counter-strike. It's real name is Para.

"Man, I killed 4 guys with my newb blaster."

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005