Austin is a redneck name, as in “Austin” Texas. If theres a Austin around, you can find a trailer park close by. All he talks about is dip, best porno he ever found, or the hardest liqour he drank. Austin is kinda on the stupid side but he is smart when it comes to the things he likes. As in Copenhagen, Trucks, Ladies, and beer. Austin will wave his confederate flag at any one to show his southern haritage. Then he will get a lady home and rail her with his massive dong. Austin is one mighty man they say. And he dont put up with shit. So watch the fuck out if you see a Austin. Because he will steal your girlfriend, your dip, and your booze. He will make you batch of moonshine and you will get plastard. Austins love football, or baseball. All Austins usally come from the states.
Girl #1 Look at that hillbilly over there with his pecker hangin down his jeans and that big chaw in his mouth. Girl #2 Omg sally thats Austin. Me and him were in bed and he ate me out. Go talk to him he will maybe show his big dong.
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