smart attack

Suddenly coming to one's senses by forgoing a contemplated course of action you might later regret.

We were on our way to buy more liquor when I had a smart attack, turned the car around, and called it a night.

by Admiralllll DQ January 9, 2009

shmam attack

when you erratically panic over the little things. somewhat like a real panic attack but minus the actual need to panic. when one pulls a shmam attack, they must make a scene and either take it out in: belting out the paramore R!OT cd, doing one out of the 400 dances she's learned, or by doing acrobats on bus railings. Each one of these venting techniques most of the time should be accompanied with the person in question repeating a phrase over and over.
One of the main points in venting always is followed by calling up a poor boy who goes by Phil and screaming curses into his ear.
poor poor phil :(

guy: hey, did you see that girl flying around the bus today? she was so pulling a shmam attack.
guy 2: i know, she was hysterical for not bringing her granola bar to school this morning.

by sarahdara February 12, 2008

shark attack

Right before you have sex have the girl lay down on the bed, preferably naked, then u crab walk from the edge of the bed up to her with ur boner in the air like a sharks dorsal fin...sound effects are not necessary but always appreciated

Ben: When have you ever done a shark attack?
Sock: Uh let me think, every time ive had sex ever

by Jmart25 May 26, 2009

ballsack attack

an attack aimed at or in the general direction of a ballsack; an attack concieved with the intention of inflicting harm on a ballsack in any way

"Hey Justin Beck, remember that ballsack attack. That's what left u with the name Empty Sack," says King Evan.

by Batcave Squatter July 9, 2003

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

A very sophisticated way to rate girls on their looks
1-A fucking monster, forces people leave the room
2-You wouldnt wanna poke her with a 10 foot pole
3-You'd only wanna communicate over text...no facetime
4-Just plain unattractive
5-Average, nothing about her appearance stands out
6-The squad would roast you for liking this girl but not too bad
7-Decently attractive
8-Pretty hot; if she doesnt has a boyfriend, she will soon
9-One hot piece of ass
10-God's gift to mankind; the definition of perfection

Guy: Yo I just got asked out on a date by Brandy!!
The Squad: Shes definitely a 2 on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), total troll.

by C the Savage October 21, 2016

opposites attract

Like a magnet, polar opposites attract.

Differences and opposites pull, attract and draw together while samenesses and similarities push away or repel from each other

So opposite people fit together and identical people don't mesh together, according to the expression.

Guy: You two are nothing alike. I don't know what you see in him.
Girl: Opposites attract.
Guy: If that were true then rich dudes would like gold diggers
Girl: Who said they didn't? Other girls?

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Keyboard Attacker

One who types really loudly and obnoxiously and seems as if they are beating the keyboard. One who slams their fingers on to each key that you could hear them type from two doors down.

That girl is such a keyboard attacker! she needs to simmer down!

by CCA October 29, 2005