Green Alarm Clock

While going down on your female partner you grab her nipples. With nipples in hand you clamp down firmly on her clitoris with your upper lip and insert your tongue into her vagina. Just as she is about to explode you twist her nipples to the point of extreme pain and scream GREEN into her vagina. It's sure to wake her up.

I used the Green Alarm Clock and now that's all she wants.

by Caveman Robin February 19, 2008

Allard

A stupid crazy like man that makes stupid jokes about everything and lives in a fantasy world and thinks he is the most brilliant and smartest person on the planet.

Hey Look, there is Allard he is imagining that he has a Korean girlfriend. In fact he failed at life.

by source_element November 1, 2010

Rape alarm

The act of waking a sleeping woman by having sex with her.

Reginald: "My girlfriend was snoring like a pig again last night, so I decided to give her the old rape alarm."

Winston: "How did that work out for you?"

Reginald: "Well it stopped the snoring... but then there was a great deal of shouting and screaming."

by Texas Dan August 6, 2010

alark

Alark is something you say to someone in the process of hugging them.

Jackie hugged Jenn in the hallway and screamed AlARK!

by jackieeeex3lol March 8, 2007

Alarm clock

a college professor ( Southern Negro college use ) old slang in 1940's

- he ain't a phat alarm clock.
- ya` be right

by William Warney March 14, 2010

ring the alarm

When an alarm goes off signalling the arrival of homosexuals. Not to be confused with the sound emitted from a fire alarm.

"The alarm is ringing so loud behind me that I think every stray dog in grenada is going to run into the path lab soon!"- Meera Patel

by Willa Zea April 14, 2005

Allardyce

To allardyce is to shit ones self

I'm going to allardyce

by cajlad90 January 30, 2015