A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.
Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!
by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019
acrimonious: bitter/angry
Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them
Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them
the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”
vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”
vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*
by Albert hater December 14, 2023
Colin Albert just impregnated me
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by Colin albert November 25, 2023
a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied
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When u deliver a perfectly timed & calculated upper cut with the right mathematic power and angle to knock someone the fuck out!!
They should have stopped fuckin with Einstein to bad he reached a boiling point and gave that bully a Albert Einstein upper cut but dammn u see the form.and momentum I'm shocked his head dident fly off!
by MXC_KENNYxBLANKENCHIP November 16, 2014