Nut Account

typically private Instagram account in which the use is to follow scandalous or explicit accounts. Not wanting to appear in the main account. in the use to nut to the pictures posted.

Dude my nut account is a certified nut I never use Porn now!!!!

by hoodwinters January 27, 2021

Corpse Account

Corpse Accounts are when you sign up for an account to join a group and never log back in.

"all these corpse accounts are flooding the fucking discord"

by gilipfilip August 7, 2022

Accountable

No. I don't. That is an imaginary caveat you have invented.

Hym "And 'You need to be accountable for the things you say' is just your uppity, blimey, poofter way of saying 'You can say what you want but if I don't like it I get to do whatever I want to you' and NO. You DON'T get to do that. That isn't free speech. That is CONTINGENT speech and the contingency is the delicate sensibilities of some slack-jawed mongoloid. So, no. So maybe I wouldn't be saying what I'm saying if I hadn't been getting harass for years in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Where is the accountability for them? Why is accountability always absent LITERALLY half the time? Fuck you. You're not an authority to which I can be held accountable."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2025

Root account

The account in Unix and Unix-like operating systems that has access to most of the system (or not all). With this account, you can do many things that normal users without sudo "super user do" access cannot do, such as editing configuration files, software management, user management, and more. It is usually created by the system after the OS installation is finished, however the password may be set during the installation or after the installation.

If you know the password for the root account, do not play with the system unless you know what you're doing.

by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023

750 Accountant

accounting professional who knows all the tricks that let you write off personal expenses as business expenses. The best ones don't speak English as their native language

Haha loosers! My 750 accountant will beat the IRS!

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.

Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.

by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024

boobs account

Created after autocorrect changed bank to boobs, boobs accounts are a bit different from the average bank account. They don't just store money.
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|

Hey Scarlett, your boobs account is looking a little full. How did you put so much inside?

by Pitbull2324 July 29, 2024