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accent

What you and people who talk like you swear you don't have, but eeeeeverybody else does have.
Guy from California: Accent? What accent? I have no accent.

Guy from South Carolina: Shit, you got a cold? Cus you sound like your nose is all stuffed up.
by Gumbo man April 11, 2009
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Accordion

A musical instrument which is played by expanding and compressing the bellows while pressing down buttons, keys, or a combination of both (depending on the kind of accordoin). The accordion has long received a bad repuation and been known as the worst instrument ever. However, the accordion isn't bad. It's just misunderstood.

Contrary to popular opinion, the accordion isn't only a crappy polka instrument. I can be sucessfully used in many style of music including: Cajun music, Zydeco, Tango, Irish music, and (surprise, surprise!) rock.
I saw an amazing accordion player today. He was really rockin'. But then someone came up and shot him in the head for playing the accordion.
by MazurkaMatt June 23, 2006
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sex accident

we had a sex accident now we have f**kin twins
by Captain Klamydia February 26, 2009
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Happy accident

by El Sheep’O September 16, 2018
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False Accusations

When someone fasly accuses you of doing something that you didn’t do.
Boyfriend: You weren’t really taking a nap we’re you? I bet you were cheating because you’re a liar or some shit

Girlfriend: Why are you accusing me of being a cheating liar when I was just fucking sleeping ? Stop giving me false accusations
by SGM01 September 23, 2018
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Struck out the Bank Account

Putting up a K. AKA putting up 1000 dollars in the bank.
A K means Kilo which means 1000. "Kilometer, Kilobyte"

In baseball when a person is struck out, the pitcher will receive a 'K' in the score books. They will also put up the letter 'K' on a sign usually in the outfield.

If you strike out your bank account you have put up a K which means putting 1000 dollars in your account.
Man: Man you've been working a lot.
Man2: I know but I just struck out the bank account again.
Man: I hear that, another $1000.
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accomoditis

disease that causes one to feel the need to go to excessive lengths to accomodate an inappropriate or ridiculous request
Misty's accomoditis prevented her from saying no when Bob asked her to make 500 color copies at the end of her business day.

Eddie’s Mom suffers from accomoditis, it almost seems like she waits on that 30 year old grown man, hand and foot!
by Jazzy Julie January 31, 2008
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