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by guy next to me is low iq September 19, 2019
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2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton
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3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton
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2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!
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3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
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by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021
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Get the Absolutely Nana mug.Someone who would make a great asset to a team because they are an awesome part by themselves. Like a space marine who has legendary qualities on their own but also work in a squad of other space marines. Also think about the movie Predator, that alien was from a planet of other predators that hunt together in the comics and was up against Arnie who was part of a commando squad out in the jungle but they went one to one which just goes to show what absolute units they are.
by Jackiechanny October 2, 2023
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He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
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A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).
An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit
A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
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