by Rednikster January 03, 2016
Ali essa is type of person who will befriend you just to use you, and he sucks mad dick for free and likes dick shoved far deep in his ass and gets railed on the daily by oiled up smurfs
person a: why is Ali essa going to the bathroom a lot ?
person b: didn't you know? he is giving out free gwak gwak 3000 ultra "yummy wiener yummy in my tummy" pro max limited edition there
person b: didn't you know? he is giving out free gwak gwak 3000 ultra "yummy wiener yummy in my tummy" pro max limited edition there
by your_local_virgin May 12, 2022
This dude is very VERY NICE, helps you become a better person. Ali is a very intelligent guy, he has the brain of einstein but also a brain of a 1 year old kid who's been hit with a bus 57 times. He has difficulties making people stay with him because nobody understand how pure he is. He loves making friends and is very social. He's been through so much and can go through any obstacles whatsoever. He is basically an all-rounder in everything. He wants to marry a car and make smaller supras in future.
"Omg Look, that's the dude who got engaged to a car, Ali Khan!!!!!
"Ali Khan, please help me with homework, you are very good at physics"
"Ali Khan, please help me with homework, you are very good at physics"
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by Ygoyguiuughgfuiug February 06, 2021
autistic child who is also a drug addict (cocaine+heroin). he also suffers from frequent delusions which often lead to psychosis. the most common delusion is that of the impending lizard people invasion, aswell as the existance of 'bill cipher', a character from childrens Tv show 'Gravity falls'. Ali Mirza requires constant supervision and needs to be sedated immediately if he gets out of control
by Soir Lama November 27, 2021
Our friendship is like a celeste and ali
by GodlikeSubS February 26, 2017
Smart individual with high standards with getting things done, he is loyal and worth to carry out tasks, get on the wrong side of haroon ali and you shall wish you was dead!
by Haroon ali April 09, 2021