Acan Von Octopi is Squidward's 1'st cousin removed. He has a slight personality, but actually he is happy all the time. In this case, he is the opposite of Squidward.
by Your bob September 12, 2022

if your a hie ass nigga who acts like you tote guns your a von, if you are a skinny lanky bitch who needs to gain weight your a von, and if u smell like ass and shit your a von
by king khi July 26, 2025

by kazzysbf March 14, 2021

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.
If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.
I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!
I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.
I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!
I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.
by Divorce Court November 9, 2024

Be sure to include your name or the name you want us to refer to you as or I'll be in charge of naming you, and I don't think you want that, Baron Von Dicklips.
by Mi Perro December 3, 2011

by theaseacrown July 29, 2024
