Toddler knocker

When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.

Hey Marissa that guy last night had such a toddler knocker!!

by Toddler knocker 69 July 14, 2018

Table knockers

(n) a pepper so spicy that results in one pounding the table while it’s being consumed.

While eating hot wings 2 friends discussed the level of spicyness

“OMG dude, I got me a table knocker”

Or

“ this pepper it sure is a table knocker”
Or

“Let’s get us some table knockers”

by Hydrasia August 16, 2018

goblin knocker

A goblin who knocks on the door looking for treats on Halloween if you don't have candy you're in for a very bad trick!

Hey Jared?
Jared:what's up?
Did you save some candy for the goblin knocker?

by Randomhungryrat May 15, 2024

foot knocker

When someone tries to take off someone else's bathing suit top with their feet.

"Oh my god!He just tried to foot knocker me!"

"Ew, what a perv!"

by fhdakfjkl June 12, 2008

farfull knocker

A term to used when trying to insult another person without using cusses

Paige you’re being such a farfull knocker

by Jessecuster5109 December 22, 2019

Snot knocker

Pussy water

fatass snot knocker

by ccm f dr hvgjnbmvfhgbmnvc January 03, 2022

St. Louis Door Knocker

Giving somebody a punch to the back door (asshole) while they’re climbing stairs just a few steps higher than you.

Jamie was moving too slowly up the stairs ahead of me so I gave her a good St. louis Door Knocker!

by KngRob5oh December 21, 2024