Miami coffee

Cocaine.

Hey, you tired? I have coffee. Miami coffee. Got a state?

by Hadita December 1, 2023

Random Miami

When some dude is jumping up yelling "Miami!" in a very inappropriate situation, this is called a random Miami. The random Miami has to be executed truely without any context to be classified as a classic random Miami. A random Miami is said to occur very rarely and therefore is an event only the luckiest of man will experience more than once in his lifetime.

Some dude: "MIAMI!!!" - "Wow, was that just a classic random Miami? My grandfather told me about this!"

by the_bj March 1, 2019

Miami crisp

Weed prownies laced with cocaine

Yoooo you didn’t tell me these were Miami crisp.

by Knbc August 8, 2018

Miami

We wrestle alligators and get fucked by hurricanes what’s good. We got a lotta Cubans and some good ass food.

Be careful of the Miami gators, and bring some condoms for that category 3.

by KingNogger February 14, 2019

Miami shopping cart

A Long Island ice tea with cocaine.

Gary lay off the Miami shopping carts you might get diarrhea.

by Popeye the shopping man November 13, 2022

Miami

A ultra-massive landfill in Florida; one of 26 massive trashdumps where the canadians mainly from alaska and chinese people throw their trash. Miami stinks 24-7 in mountians of trash that are >1 mile high into the sky. Miami houses tons and tons and tons of niggers.

fuck miami

by Knmagor September 22, 2022

Miami Mustache

When you ejaculate into your sexual partners mouth and it comes back out their nose.

You look great wearing that Miami Mustache babe! I gave her a Miami Mustache, I ate a bag of celery and filled her mouth so full it came back out her nose!

by Pauly Piccoloni October 1, 2022