Evil Fruits

A clan where all the qualitys of the words Evil and Fruits come together to P4WN YOUR AZZ!!!!1111

Fuck me I just got p4ned by the Evil fruits, the're rotten to the core

by Evil Lemon August 20, 2006

ripe fruit

When a fruit- an actual fruit not some body part (ex avacodo.. and yes that is a fruit) gets softer and sweeter before over ripening which is the same as spoiling. So don't use the word over-ripening cause it confuses people. ITS EITHER RIPE OR SPOILED! GET. IT. RIGHT.

If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)

John: Howdy Ann did ya get 'ny fruit?
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some

bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?

Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.

When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots

then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry

John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt

ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)

by Key-of-the Limest Pie June 18, 2017

Fruit Loader

The giver in a homosexual relationship.

Juan only goes for feminem men because he is a fruit loader.

by Fear No Beer December 20, 2007

sewer fruit

The leftovers from a deplorable dinner which are promptly disposed after a singular bite into the window wells of a nearby building.

Man Bennett’s panties are all in a bunch because his kids were eating the sewer fruit again.

by Titty_whisperer August 21, 2019

Fruit spray

The massive episode of diarrhea after eating a large amount of fruit.

After Mike and I ate that watermelon and cantaloupe we experienced fruit spray at the mall.

by deejinator27 July 29, 2014

fruit-beamed

1.) to be hit on by a gay person unwillingly.

gay guy:"hey big boy, how's it goin' * touches strait's hair"

strait victim: "---um..."

victim's friends: "haha he's gettin fruit-beamed like a motherfucker" lolol

by Mr.Pipez January 2, 2011

mystery fruit

what the actual flavor is made from when a package of candy says "mystery flavor"

i ate some candy today that was mystery fruit flavor. it was really good!

by Chastah_76 November 8, 2009