alba fap

A term originally derived from fapping to some sort of exposure to Jessica Alba. It is a fap like no other. Because of the mass amount of fappage required to unleash one of these miracles, the user of the alba fap is limited to about two a week -- considering they are in their prime. If you are over the age of 35, it is not recommended to attempt one of these.

fap fap fap fap *looks intensely at Jessica Alba* fapfapfapfap Alba Fap ..<attempted fap>. Cleanup

by Fapper McFapage October 25, 2007

Fap Suit

The loungin' clothes worn when relaxing at home or in a dorm. Fapping may take place in these clothes.

Evan and Mike went to dinner and then came back to their apartment and chilled in their fap suits all night

by moikeyman October 22, 2010

Finger Fapping

When a girl is masturbating with her finger or fingers oh so vigorously!

"Shelby was pleasing herself by finger fapping on camera while her friend watched"

by Avnero May 23, 2017

Dry Fapping

Rubbing one out with your pants on to avoid detection.

Billy: "Dude! As soon as we got in the back seat, Susy started dry fapping me!"

Jeffery: "That's hot!"

by Gruffalo Gill September 15, 2011

fap queen

Woman that is worthy to be the subject of masturbation.

Emily Ratajkowski is a fap queen fer sure.

by raoulF June 16, 2017

Gun Fap

When an emo kid faps so furiously they shoot bullets.
And each time they fap it makes a gun clicking sound.

Boy 1 - "Steve was fapping so hard I heard bullets"
Boy 2 - "He must have been gun fapping!"

by Styrafoam October 18, 2011

The No Fap Tap

The no fap tap is when a female touches a male on the shoulder with one finger and then the male looses the ability to fap aka. what little dick they had falls off henceforth stopping any fapping for the rest of the day

Don’t make me use The No Fap Tap

by Not cool October 5, 2019