cunt jockey

opposite of a cock jockey
FUCKING LESBIANS!!!!!!

alan: i like the look of that girl
spencer: u mmprick shes a cunt jockey!!!!!
alan: really?
spencer: yeah and she's fucking fat!!!

by RubySpank December 11, 2006

Pizza Jockey

One whose occupation is making pizza for consumption by the unwashed masses of the world.

When I dreamed of what I wanted to be when I grew up, Pizza Jockey was almost always on the bottom of the list.

by isyaple January 01, 2010

fuck-jockey

Someone that does all the work, and riding, to get there partner off, but doesn't get any satisfaction for themselves.

Can also be used as a derogatory term.

He used me as his fuck-jockey last night.

You are such a fuck-jockey.

by dfhsdh December 08, 2007

Sack Jockey

One who stays in bed all the time, sleeping excessively.

Lee has been in bed for 27 hours straight. What a sack jockey.

by WindowLicker9000 May 03, 2010

poo jockey

One who likes to have anal sex with another man.

Peter is such a poo jockey.

by Lewis February 26, 2004

oven jockey

n.
-slang term for a house wife

"No disrespect to you wife, but I can't see how you got that oven jockey to uncross her honey sticks for you."

by D. Long March 21, 2007

Counter jockey

n. a retail store employee, usually a teenager, who works a register.

That emo girl's dressed like a Hot Topic counter jockey.

by wayfarer April 30, 2005