Urban Dictionary: Definitions by isyaple

Pizza Jockey

One whose occupation is making pizza for consumption by the unwashed masses of the world.

When I dreamed of what I wanted to be when I grew up, Pizza Jockey was almost always on the bottom of the list.

Pizza Jockey by isyaple January 22, 2010

When someone is concentrating so hard they look constipated.

If Pete were any more concetripated, he'd be wearing Depends.

concetripated by isyaple January 22, 2010

Pizza that is so good that it triggers the end times, in which the Pizza-Messiah will defeat the Anti-Pizza-Christ.

If this pizza were any better, it'd bring about pizzageddon.

Pizzageddon by isyaple January 22, 2010