isyaple's definitions

Pizza Jockey

One whose occupation is making pizza for consumption by the unwashed masses of the world.

When I dreamed of what I wanted to be when I grew up, Pizza Jockey was almost always on the bottom of the list.

by isyaple January 22, 2010

Pizzageddon

Pizza that is so good that it triggers the end times, in which the Pizza-Messiah will defeat the Anti-Pizza-Christ.

If this pizza were any better, it'd bring about pizzageddon.

by isyaple January 22, 2010

concetripated

When someone is concentrating so hard they look constipated.

If Pete were any more concetripated, he'd be wearing Depends.

by isyaple January 22, 2010